Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– (via fragiilebiird)
bmoody1: lividula: koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend yeah me mee
otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? “And then there’s this asshole”
I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening...– Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via anaffinityfor)
i-choose-fit: fightblr: flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion Now is the time to reblog this. I’ve been awaiting this picture. Hahaha I can’t help it. The irony.
a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb. unless that house is a lying whore then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
buttgenie: writeworld: Instead of whispered, consider: murmured mumbled muttered breathed sighed hissed mouthed uttered intoned susurrated purred said in an undertone gasped hinted said low said into someone’s ear said softly said under one’s breath said in hushed tones insinuated aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
straylovers: if you have a hole in your heart let me fill it with light the kind the stars die for and one word at a time, let me fill it with poetry because it is the strength found in bone marrow if you don’t believe me the anthropologies are proof of how verses bleed out of broken jaws but a piece-wise empty heart would be a terrible sadness.